Taking a Korff

Offensive? Sure. What most people think of KKK? Yep.

Watcher Katu: Korff Observation 63529

I your humble Watcher Katu bring to you news that the Living Tribunal's spies have infiltrated the being Kal K. Korff's flop house. A raid to bring the vile creature Kal K. Korff to justice is now being planned by the Living Tribunal's own SAPSTOE. The spies have successfully planted one camera in a bedrom and here you can see the being Kal K. Korff in a compromising position with Martina Tycova.

Watcher Katu: Korff Observation 75692

I your humble Watcher Katu reveal to you from the historic archive of the Watchers one of the many disguises used by the being Kal K. Korff. The being Kal K. Korff is now considered a univesal fugitive from justice. I your Watcher Katu will provide many more images of the being Kal K. Korff in disguise so that you might recognize him and bring this vile being before the Living Tribunal so that the hand of justice can crush the being Kal K. Korff. As you can see, the being Kal K. Korff is a master of disguise.

Watcher Katu: Korff Observation 75136

I your humble Watcher Katu come to you humbled, for I have wronged the being known as Kal K. Korff. The being Kal K. Korff claims to be involved in something he calls the Body Human Project. While many of the claims made by the being Kal K. Korff have to be proved, I reveal here to you for the first time an inside look at the being Kal K. Korff's Body Human Project.

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Watcher Katu: Korff Observation 23567

I your humble Watcher Katu bring to you disturbing news. Now that the being Kal K. Korff is an international fugitive, it seems he might know no bounds. For behold his earth based Internet message forum boards where people freely post pornographic links to websites known as smut. Yet the being Kal K. Korff openly judges others for the use of some bad language. Is the being Kal K. Korff allowing others to post pornographic website links? Is the being Kal K. Korff not afraid that children may find such links? The being Kal K. Korff often speaks of responsibility, truth, and ethics. The being Kal K. Korff should be ashamed to judge others if he has not the ability to maintain order in his own house, as the earth saying goes. I your humble Watcher Katu am thoroughly disgusted.