KAL K. KORFF IS AN IDIOT
I, your humble Watcher Katu, am forced to leave your universe on more important matters than the trivial flea known as Kal K. Korff. In my stead I refer you to a new earth based blog that has the full blessing of the Living Tribunal itself!
KAL K. KORFF IS AN IDIOT
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Watcher Katu: Examing the Klaims
Kal Klaim: Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry.
I, your humble Watcher Katu, was unable to locate any periodicals with any evidence of this claim. Perhaps the being known as Kal K. Korff can provide solid evidence and an example for each area he claims to have had involvement. Since the being Kal K. Korff states he is a man who "gets things done" then surely he will have no problem providing his clear and conclusive evidence without haste to the public he claims to serve and protect.
I, your humble Watcher Katu, was unable to locate any periodicals with any evidence of this claim. Perhaps the being known as Kal K. Korff can provide solid evidence and an example for each area he claims to have had involvement. Since the being Kal K. Korff states he is a man who "gets things done" then surely he will have no problem providing his clear and conclusive evidence without haste to the public he claims to serve and protect.
Watcher Katu: Examing the Klaims
Kal Klaim: Listed as thirty-six Earth years in age on the Internet website youtube.com.
This is what a human might call bullshit. Others would call it a lie, perhaps even fraud. How can one such as Kal K. Korff who claims to have a high IQ make such a mistake on what is a simple computer interface into which one inputs data on youtube.com?
This is what a human might call bullshit. Others would call it a lie, perhaps even fraud. How can one such as Kal K. Korff who claims to have a high IQ make such a mistake on what is a simple computer interface into which one inputs data on youtube.com?
Watcher Katu: Examing the Klaims
Kal Klaim: " Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test "
There is no evidence nor record in the historic archives of the mighty Watchers of the being Kal K. Korff having anything close to this level of intelligence. Only the words of Kal K. Korff exist to support this claim.
There is no evidence nor record in the historic archives of the mighty Watchers of the being Kal K. Korff having anything close to this level of intelligence. Only the words of Kal K. Korff exist to support this claim.
Unraveling Kal K. Korff
I, your humble Watcher Katu, offer you this as a point to which we shall start our journey to unravel the claims of the being known as Kal K. Korff. I present to you this biography that has appeared countless times on the X Zone Radio Program website and it offers much so that we may examine the many, many, many, many, many, many, many claims evoked by the being Kal K. Korff.
KAL K. KORFF - Kal's Korner - Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test; known worldwide for solving numerous mysteries, whether they are criminal, historical, scientific, or even "paranormal," - Kal Korffis an Author, Broadcaster, Columnist and Investigative Journalist known for his hard-hitting exposes and doing original research. Korff's enormously popular column, "Kal's Korner", appears at least three times a day in print and is read by millions around the world each week in several languages. In addition, "Kal's Korner" also appears on the popular syndicated radio program The "X" Zone Radio Show, hosted by famed Canadian Broadcaster, Rob McConnell. Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry. Kal has written and has had published more than 5,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe. A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or "Star Wars" program. A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal's original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN's Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC's Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily. - www.kalkorff.com
KAL K. KORFF - Kal's Korner - Armed with an IQ of 219, according to the Omni Magazine's World's Hardest IQ Test; known worldwide for solving numerous mysteries, whether they are criminal, historical, scientific, or even "paranormal," - Kal Korffis an Author, Broadcaster, Columnist and Investigative Journalist known for his hard-hitting exposes and doing original research. Korff's enormously popular column, "Kal's Korner", appears at least three times a day in print and is read by millions around the world each week in several languages. In addition, "Kal's Korner" also appears on the popular syndicated radio program The "X" Zone Radio Show, hosted by famed Canadian Broadcaster, Rob McConnell. Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry. Kal has written and has had published more than 5,000 articles and materials in 64 magazines and newspapers around the world. Since 1975, he has lectured to more than 300,000 people in the United States and Europe. A passionate and driven researcher, Korff has worked for companies such as Atari, Xerox, Apple Computer, Claris, The Boeing Company, and was a security-cleared Senior Systems Analyst, Level III, at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory during the original U.S. Government-funded Strategic Defense Initiative or "Star Wars" program. A Broadcaster, Lecturer, Producer and Teacher, Korff devotes his life to humanitarian causes and issues of universal importance. Kal's original insights and expertise have allowed him to contribute content or appear on virtually every major talk show and TV network, including ABC, CNN's Larry King Live!, FOX, Discovery Channel, MSNBC, National Geographic TV, Entertainment Tonight and NBC's Leeza. Additionally, Kal has been featured or quoted in scores of newspapers and magazines, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Post, U.S. News and World Report, Metropolitni Expres, Skeptical Inquirer, San Jose Mercury News, Indianapolis Star, Skepter, Stanford Daily, Oakland Tribune, Yakima Herald, Phoenix New Times, Fortean Times, Saga, Omni, The Prague Post, True, Plus, the South China Daily. - www.kalkorff.com
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Where is the being known as Kal K. Korff?
Have you seen this fat little man recently? Traits of this moron include not being able to understand or teach proper English etiquette.
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