Saturday, October 13, 2007
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Throughout time, we have watched the universe, observing its inhabitants and events. We are The Watchers. I am Katu, the Watcher assigned to observe the being known as Kal K. Korff. Normally The Watchers do not take interest in such a homely and lonely earth creature, but this Korff amuses us. Watching and examining this futile little being will provide this Watcher with much humor and a change of pace from the real crises that threaten the universe.
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That about says it all about Kal and his endless talking. If money was talk then Kal would be swimming in an ocean of money. Kal's talk and a dollar will get you four quarters. I have never heard anyone with a bigger mouth than Kal.
Kal K. Korff is the six million dollar jaw. The guy probably spews this shit in his sleep. I'm gonna hop a plane to Prague and get all crazy just like Kal!!!!!!
Kal really does have the talking bit down to an art in so many ways. He weaseled his way into a job at Claris for about four weeks. That ended when Kal's credentials weren't what he claimed. That and he said something about having a fatal brain tumor or cancer. Looks like he beat the odds. Kal even talked his way into a job as a computer technician at Lawrence Livermore Labs. Don;t buy that bullshit that he worked on Star Wars. Kal was just a computer tech guy who didn't last very long at that job either. Just like his short time with Apple doing customer support. Kal talks a big game but when it comes time to play he shows just how very small he is.
Kal is still around? Bwahahahahaha!!! I knew this dolt years ago down in California and was a loon back then. A pal emailed saying I should do a google search for Kal. Kal is a ball of yarn that's been coming unraveled for years now. Looks like he moved out of the country to prepare for his final breakdown and it is now in full swing. What a pathetic fool. You haven;t changed at all Kal you've just gotten older and nuttier.
I see Kal on the metro here from time to time. I never see any secret agents or this other nonsense he talks about. Funny but I have never read any of this crap in his newspaper articles. You should see the guy in person. He looks like a nervous wreck. Please America, take Kal and his shit for English back!
Kal looks terrible! Is he still trying to save the world and still actually believes his own bullshit? Kal used to be a fairly smart guy and could have been someone if not for his extreme megalomania. The world revolves around Kal according to Kal. Sad to see someone go so downhill so fast. Kal had problems back in the day and they just got worse. Kal was never attacked by any terrorists and did no undercover work for the FBI. All in his head.
Steve from Cali
Yeah Kal is a kooky one alright. He got shocked one too many times fixing computers at LLNL during his short tenure as a support technician.
Korff makes his way into a newspaper article or two and he thinks he is a big celebrity. He might have the people in Prague fooled but the people here in the states don't buy any of his shit. Probably easier for Korff to live out his fantasies by moving out of the country so no one can actually verify anything he says. don't waste your time with Korff who has turned out to be a sad and lonely nut.
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