Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Watcher Katu: Korff Observation 63529

I your humble Watcher Katu bring to you news that the Living Tribunal's spies have infiltrated the being Kal K. Korff's flop house. A raid to bring the vile creature Kal K. Korff to justice is now being planned by the Living Tribunal's own SAPSTOE. The spies have successfully planted one camera in a bedrom and here you can see the being Kal K. Korff in a compromising position with Martina Tycova.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I live in Prague, where Kal fled to after his problems in the USA.
He is such a joke in the ex-pat community, I dont think he has any idea how much of a sad-sack he really is.

Last time I saw him on the 312 Tram he had body odor like you wouldnt believe.

Anonymous said...

Here's an interesting message about Kal's claim of having been on the HyperCard project - as ususal, kal is overinflating his claims:

From: "Paul Foraker"
Reply-To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
To: HyperCard at yahoogroups
Subject: Re: [HC] Re: Hypercard Help Needed
Date: Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:15:22 -0700

Korff does not appear in the About Box of HyperCard because he was on
the team at Claris for a month or less, his expertise turning out to
be not quite as represented. Apparently, he subsequently survived the "fatal brain tumor" and is now a UFO expert.

-- Paul

Anonymous said...

Korff didn't survive his 'fatal brain tumor'. It was mis-diagnosed as such, but actually, in medical terms, he suffers from 'Pseudologia fantastica'. Look it up in Wikipedia and see whose name shows up!
hk