When asked if moderating the dabate would conflict with his duties overseeing the prosecution of Korff, the Living Tribunal stated, "Unlike some beings, I can stick to the facts and not allow personal earth emotions to rule me. Korff guilt is certain and this debate is nothing more than an entertaining diversion from my duties."
"I'm just stunned and amazed," said Canadian based film producer, writer, and director Paul Kimball in reaction the news.
Dr. Randle could not be reached for comment as he was crawling through the sand in Iraq, wearing full military gear in blistering desert temperatures, and engaging in fire fights with the enemy as he answered the call to fight for his country instead of sitting at a keyboard calling people cowards.
The Daily Bugle will bring you more as this story continues to develop.......................................
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Actually, i was going to ask Galactus to moderate, but the Living Tribunal is cool, too. :-)
Your subject, Mr. Kal K. Korff, has been temporarily inactive on the Internet ever since the Earth-being Paul Kimball challenged him to debate the other being Dr. Keven Randle, in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Apparently he has gone into hiding. However, your super-secret secret service agent has been able to covertly locate him. He and another Earth-being by the name of Martina Tychova are registered residents at the following facility in Prague, Czech Republic:
13362 Zesmesnovat Ulice
Praha, 10060
Czech Replublic
420602890273
To see an aerial view of said facility from an Earth observer, just Google 'Terraserver' and type in the address, using Prague instead of Praha.
Your humble agent...(secret).
Earth being Paul Kimball,
Galactus fears consuming this planet over the risk of accidentally ingesting the being known as Kal K. Korff. Were such a potentially cosmic devastating event such as this to occur, I do not believe your planet has sufficient toilet paper nor sewage facilities or what you refer to as a "barf bag" that could handle such an aftermath.
Let us pray that such an event never takes place.
I your humble Watcher Katu already possess the knowledge of the tiny living quarters in which the being known as Kal K. Korff resides.
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