Sunday, August 19, 2007

Watcher Katu: Korff Observation 61896

I your humble Watcher Katu share with you a claim made by the being Kal K. Korff: "Kal Korff has pioneered original concepts and techniques in several fields of study. These include archaeology, artificial intelligence, computing, criminology, forensics, graphical user interfaces, historical research, human interface design, hypermedia, multimedia, nanotechnology, physics, and weaponry."

Can the being Kal K. Korff name two things from each of these categories he has described that the being Kal K. Korff has contributed to and can the being Kal K. Korff provide the proper documentation to support such claims? Your Watcher Katu has been unable to find such in the historical archives of The Watchers. Curious. Curious, indeed.

4 comments:

Mac said...

I like how Korff uses the term "pioneered." In other words, he's just not fluent with these technologies and methods, he played a vital role in *creating* them.

I'm trying to think of a *real* scientist/industrialist who can make such a claim. Freeman Dyson? Nope. Arthur C. Clarke? Nope. Bill Gates? Nope.

Jeez, looks like Korff is literally one of the most important people who ever lived! Good f*cking grief!

Anonymous said...

Yep Kal really thinks he's someone important. Ever notice how he likes to point out that other people aren't scientists? So what qualifies Kal as any kind of scientist? Not a damn thing I can see. Does kal have a degree? Basketweaving? Women's Gender Studies? Anything? Kal is a mouthpiece who knows how to only do one thing and that is talk, talk, talk and talk some more. Alex, I'll take 'What did Korff ever do in Archeology' for a thousand. Kal is a self deluded fool.

Anonymous said...

Run Kal run. It's what you're best at doing. Kal will put up his fists but at the first sign he's going to get hit he will turn, tuck his tail between his legs, and run for the hills. You're a coward Kal and you know it. An internet bully who is brave when facing his keyboard but an utter coward outside your safe zone.

Anonymous said...

please get Kal out of my city!

a prague resident