Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Korff's alleged wild antics were among the many cited reasons for Korff's banishment from the club. In accordance with the club's charter, any member who is voted out must surrender their entire Beanie Babies collection without delay. Upon completion of the vote, Korff barricaded himself inside a tiny apartment in Prague.

The club was then forced to dispatch its ultra secret special operations unit to take Korff into custody and take control of his Beanie Babies collection. An unidentified member of the special ops team said, "We used Beanie Baby Goatee Ram to bust in the door and Korff was no where to be found. How he got out sure as hell beats me."

When asked what was found inside the apartment, the unidentified person stated, "In my years I've seen nothing like it. Vaseline rubbed on the walls, hundreds of boxes of Bazooka Joe chewing gum, an entire collection of Soldiers of Fortune magazine with the eyes and mouths cut out on the covers, a bed of nails, a trampoline, and so much weird *&#%."

When asked about the Beanie Babies collection stored at Korff's residence, the special ops member was visibly shaken and refused to comment only saying, "There will be retribution."

Korff is now considered an international fugitive by the club. The club's president, Alana Hula Bear, said that the organization is currently in talks with the Watcher Katu and Iron Man about pooling resources to consolidate the focus of hunting Korff down.

More as this story continues to develop.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No one is taking this Kal Korff nut seriously. I looked at the guy's website and Kal is very much off his rocker. The ufo field attracts the best of the nuts but Kal doesn't even rank as a decent lunatic.