Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Watcher Katu: Korff Observation 29254

I your humble Watcher Katu, given permission to become directly involved in your earth affairs, reveal to you yet more astonishing information about the being known as Kal K. Korff and the Super Secret Services. For the first time this vital information found in the historical archives of The Watchers is made available to all Earth beings.

I reveal a top-secret surveillance satellite image showing the dreaded urban assault vehicle the Special Secret Services plan to unleash. In this image you can observe the being kal K. Korff arriving to transport secret agent Martina Tycova to a top-secret meeting of the Beanie Babies International Club.


This highly functional and technologically advanced vehicle is equipped with the latest weapons and electronic counter measure devices. Do not be deceived by its simple design or look. You have been warned.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMAO! As real as it gets for Korffo's little fantasies of being some kind of secret agent. What a flake.