New York City -- In a stunning turn of events, the Daily Bugle has learned that the extraterrestrial known as the Living Tribunal has been selected to oversee the galactic prosecution of the earth citizen Kal K. Korff.The Tribunal is a relatively omnipotent entity empowered by the One-Above-All to oversee the realities that constitute the Multiverse, from the mainstream universe to all the alternate realities and pocket universes. Scientists speculate there are millions of such alternate realities and pocket universes in existence.
An appearance by the Living Tribunal is extremely rare and only occurs under exceptional circumstances, such as when passing judgment on Earth, monitoring the actions of other cosmic deities or acting as a referee on matters affecting an entire universe.
Speaking for the Living tribunal was the entity assigned to prosecute Korff, The Watcher Katu, stated, "As I have said in the past of your earth time stream, the guilt of the being Kal K. Korff is certain and the appearance of the Living Tribunal is a formality and nothing more. I, your humble Watcher Katu, will seek the maximum possible against the being Kal K. Korff on all counts of the indictment."
When asked for comment, Korff stated that he had a copy of Strange Tales issue 157 and "it is in mint condition and the prize of my collection, next to the ultra rare Dark Blue Peanut the elephant beanie baby. I may be forced to sell my issue of Strange Tales to get the lights and water turned back on, but I will NEVER sell Peanut the elephant! NEVER!! Have you ever tried bathing in a Wal-Mart bathroom? I will EXPOSE them for their misuse of retail space!!!! "
The Daily Bugle will keep you updated as this incredible story develops...
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