While The Watchers have resolved to not interfere directly in the events of other beings, short of our war with the beings known as the Celestials, I Katu am willing to face the consequences of my actions to bring what I feel is vital intelligence for the survival of all earth beings.
The earth being known as Kal K. Korff has assembled his army of Special Secret Services soldiers and is planning a massive assault against the earth beings Mac Tonnies, Paul Kimball, Royce Myers III, Kevin Randle, David Biedny, and other beings who disagree with the being Kal K. Korff.
I have included a visual reference of the being Kal K. Korff's army so that those who are targets of the being Kal K. Korff may be forewarned and make preparations for their defense against these sinister forces. Not since the devourer of planets Galactus have I feared greater for the survival of all beings. I will consult The One and the historical archives to see if I have made the correct decision to assist these earth beings.
I have shamefully underestimated the being Kal K. Korff and the evil plans of his Special Secret Services.
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Great pic. Keep up the good work, Katu!
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I just hope he doesn't get his hands on the ultimate nullifier!
Hi Katu. I want to be a Watcher too. Any suggestions?
Klatu burrada nikto, dude! The "Silver Surfer" triple"K" is not. As such? It's Clobberin' Time!
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Indeed, the earth being known as Kal K. Korff has not the balance or other physical earth skills that would allow him to possess the board of the former Herald of Galactus, the Silver Surfer. The historical archives show the being Kal K. Korff once attempted to manipulate the fears of others by painting an earth ocean surfing board silver and covering himself in the material known as aluminum foil.
Once outside on this fatefully day, the being Kal K. Korff did not take into consideration that the earth temperatures were in excess of ninety-five of your Fahrenheit and he suffered from severe dehydration and epidermal burns. The historical archives of The Watchers show the being Kal K. Korff to have an unusually high fear of the material tin foil and while the being Kal K. Korff enjoys showing his chest hair, the historical archives reveal that hair never grew back in certain regions of his anatomy and that this event may have caused damaged to his brain.
The Ultimate Nullifier is safe. The Watchers are a cautious race, and steps were taken to insure us that the being Kal K. Korff would not be able to operate the Ultimate Nullifier.
The Watchers placed what you call a Rubix Cube within the grasp of the being Kal K. Korff. This cube was altered so that all colors on all sides of the cube were the same. I was amused at observing the being Kal K. Korff become enraged at not being able to solve the cube and his spending of many hours trying different combinations on the cube.
We are not concerned about any of our advanced technology being obtained or operated by the being Kal K. Korff. It is clear by his use of what you call an open source code for his website that he is incapable of comprehending any sort of advanced technology and he possesses no such advanced technology.
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